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Released in 2009 and starring Larry David and Evan Rachel
Wood, Whatever Works is Woody Allen’s latest film that
tries to make sense of the sometimes seemingly senseless
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As the title implies, he suggests
that no matter what it takes, whatever we have to do to “filch”
some small bit of happiness, whatever works is okay. With
some modification, I have held a similar belief in building
an optical practice. Basically, my philosophy in building a
business is if it isn’t illegal, and it isn’t immoral,
and it works…you ought to do it.
With that in mind, I thought I would share with you some
of the specific things I have done to build what I believe
is a modestly successful optical practice; one that boasts a
fiercely loyal clientele. There are no doctors on the
premises, and I accept no insurance, not even Medicare or
Medicaid. We have been in the same location for nearly 14
years and are only open three days a week: Friday, Saturday,
and Sunday from 9:00 – 4:00. I have never spent one dollar
on advertising. We have enjoyed good times and endured
recessions.
Recently, while some of my colleagues are cutting hours
and wages, and offering discounts and sales in a struggle to
keep afloat, we are doing okay. Last weekend we sold 63
pairs of eyeglasses. Not too shabby. I believe this modicum
of success did not happen by chance, but because of some
specific things that I wish to share with you here. Take
them with a grain of salt or take them to heart, but I
believe if you can incorporate some of these things into
your practice, good things will happen.
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We concentrate on doing one thing good. Don’t get me
wrong, we sell accessories: Solar Shields, readers, chains,
cords, clip-on sunglasses, holders, you name it – if it’s
optically related we probably sell it. We sell contact
lenses too, and will even arrange eye examinations with
local optometrists or ophthalmologists, but what we decided
to concentrate on is selling eyeglasses. That’s what we do
best. Therefore eyeglasses make up 98% of our revenue.
We set fair, reasonable prices. We don’t match prices.
We never offer sales. Buy one get one free? Not from me.
Some practices will take the cost of a frame and mark it
three or four hundred percent. I know of a local
ophthalmologist’s dispensary selling a metal frame with a
retail price of $129. I buy the same exact frame wholesale
for $6.95. I wonder if that practice owner would think it
reasonable if some of the places he pays for goods and
services started charging him more than 17 times their cost
of goods. With some exceptions, we double our cost of goods
on lenses, and make a judgment call on the frame prices. But
all our prices are fair and reasonable and we extend the
same lab and manufacturing warranties we enjoy to our
patients – generally one year.
We are professionals. Only licensed opticians service our
clientele – no unlicensed, support staff. We take the
hands-on fitting of frames very seriously. All frames are
comprehensively adjusted on the front-end of the transaction
– to the point that upon delivery almost nothing needs to
be done. We touch our patients – behind the ears, along
the temples, to ensure a proper fit. Many times this means
that temples need to be shortened, which is again, done on
the front end. I wish I had a dollar for every customer who
has informed me – sadly – that I was the first optician
who ever took such care in adjusting the frame.
We fish. Huh? Think about it: If you decide to go fishing
today, and the gods have decided that you will catch a fish
10% of the time you cast your bait – and you cast ten
times, how many fish will you catch? One. But if you get
serious about it, and cast your bait a hundred times, how
may fish will you catch? Ten! So, I and my staff members are
constantly fishing. When placing an order, every patient is
asked when he plans to update his current prescription in
his sunglasses. If the patient answers the question “incorrectly”
he will be asked the same question again upon dispensing.
Every customer who has been given a free adjustment, screw,
repair, etc. is asked to watch a 30-second demonstration of
polarized lenses. Figure out ways you and your staff can go
fishing and be amazed at the results.
We are honest. By the way, honesty and integrity do not
have degrees. You either are honest or you are not. Your
practice is characterized by integrity or it is not. For
example, because we are only open three days a week, it is
imperative that all glasses sold on those three days are
ready by the following Friday morning. This is such a huge
goal (and we meet it more than 96% of the tine) that
patients are told they may pick up their glasses any time
next weekend – we’ll call if they won’t be ready. It
sure is a heck of a lot more efficient to have to call one
or two patients and explain that their glasses didn’t pass
final inspection than to have to call fifty patients to tell
them they’re ready. (By the way, in 14 years only ONE
patient requested – and was given – a refund due to not
meeting the delivery goal.) But, as you can imagine,
sometimes “stuff” happens.
Last month our usually reliable lab was experiencing
massive delays due to the installation of new equipment.
Twenty-three jobs failed to make delivery, meaning the
patients would have to wait another full week to pick up
their orders. Of course they were all called Thursday
evening so they wouldn’t waste a trip. I also sent out a
letter to all of them explaining exactly why their order was
delayed and how unusual it was. I also wrote that “talk is
cheap, so the next time you or a family member needs
glasses, just bring in this letter and I’ll extend another
10% off our already fair prices.” Call me crazy, it just
seemed like the right thing to do.
We communicate with our clients. I know we all
communicate with our clients, but we really do. The apology
letter explained above is a good example. Every first-time
patient receives a personalized, signed thank you letter
from me, thanking them for their patronage, asking them to
tell others about our practice, and encouraging them to call
me or come in if they are not 100% satisfied with their
purchase. I even include my cell phone on all
correspondences and business card to ensure that a patient
can communicate with me any time they feel it necessary. In
14 years, guess how many times a client has taken advantage
of that by being a pest or by calling at an unreasonable
hour.
That’s right…never…not once. Repeat patients get a
personally signed thank you card for their “continuing
patronage,” as do all of customers who refer other people
to our practice. Occasionally I find the need to send what I
call an Oops Card – a short note to apologize for any
inconvenience that was caused by our actions. Not
surprisingly, our customers appreciate and respond to that
kind of communication. I’ve also been known to phone a
customer if I think I’ve got a frame that might interest
him or her. It’s called communication.
It all seems so simple, and really, it is. But as I grow
older and hopefully a bit wiser, I have come to realize that
some of the most beautiful, effective things in life are
indeed, the most simple. It’s amazing to me how often a
new patient arrives at my doorstep simply because the last
place they bought their glasses didn’t bother to adjust
their glasses, didn’t thank them for their business, didn’t
communicate sufficiently…like I said earlier, take it with
a grain of salt or take it to heart, but in this
multi-tasking, crazy, high-tech world in which we live,
getting back to the basics usually pays huge dividends.